my American gf: pound me
me: what’s that in metric
my American gf: pound me
me: what’s that in metric
i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
being on tumblr whenever banksy is in the news is like being strapped down in a torture chamber with jay leno standing over you looking down into your face practicing his monologue over and over again except each time he repeats the jokes in a different funny voice or celebrity impression and he’s also constantly asking if you get the joke and repeats it if he’s not sure you do